My pal, the exiled tyrant


Former Thai Prime Minister Thaksin Shinawatra showed up on Facebook on Friday, the eve of the eve of his 60th birthday — apparently the real one, not one of the fakes who’ve borrowed his name previously to chat up FB babes.

Of course I beseeched his comradeship and was soon enough accepted as an official Facebook Friend. Good thing I didn’t wait, too: When I applied for chumdom he already had about 400 friends, and by the time I was accepted, just a short while later, he had twice that number.

So I poked him.

Freaking Internet


My Internet service provider (above) and I are dealing with a massive spam attack at the moment. Some moron thinks Dorseyland, with its fantastic 100-visits-a-day tally, is an excellent place to sell refrigerators, bunk beds, charcoal grills and other, less useful junk.

I’ve tried emailing the websites that are hosting his robot assault, but they don’t care, you know? They really couldn’t give a shit.

I shut down the open comments — everything has to be moderated before it’s published — so none of these spam comments are seeing the light of day. But my friend and his bots are insisting on staying in touch. Keeps ya busy!

Cue the heavy-metal soundtrack


My gosh, it’s getting on three years since I updated my transportation status online. I was last seen riding a bicycle to work here in Bangkok. Phhhht! Got me an engine now!

January 22, 2009, Adventures in Dorseyland

Famous monsters I have known


Long before kids went Goth and cosplay turned them all into dolls, I was parlaying my interest in the monsters of classic literature and films into a potential career in makeup. God gave me some leash and then (mercifully) pointed me in another direction, but the memories still give me a kick.

This was during the early 1960s, after the previous decade’s horror and sci-fi B-movies had revived the popularity of the great Bela Lugosi and Boris Karloff flicks of the ’30s.

Seeing these films on television rotated my bookworm radar to Bram Stoker and Mary Shelley, and if their prose became too cumbersome for a kid, I always had the Classics Illustrated comic versions, about which I’ve gushed before, in fact twice.

From there it was a turn of the page to one of my all-time favourite magazines, Famous Monsters of Filmland.

Like all of its avid readers, I idolised the editor, Forrest J Ackerman, whose picture appeared often, usually in some fright pose and with one of the stars of the movies he was writing about. “Uncle Forry” died this past December 4 at age 92, and more in tribute to him in a moment.

There was a hobby shop at the corner of Guelph and Mill Streets in my hometown, Georgetown, Ontario, in Canada, where for a couple of years in my very early teens I helped beleaguer the long-suffering proprietor, a man who was older but not entirely unlike Comic Book Guy on “The Simpsons”.

He sold model kits, and I bought a lot — a Messerschmidt, a Spitfire, some batteships and destroyers, and then, ultimately, the monsters. I had quite a few of them and could often be seen in those days scraping modelling glue off my fingertips.


As near as I can tell from a survey of websites celebrating monster model kits, a company called Aurora was the originator, starting with Frankenstein’s Monster in 1961. Most of the beasts that followed lurched out of Universal Studios films, and in quick succession I’d assembled Dracula, the Mummy, the Wolfman, the Creature from the Black Lagoon, the Phantom of the Opera and the Hunchback of Notre Dame.

There were others, but the Bride of Frankenstein didn’t have the same appeal (likewise the movie with Elsa Lanchester) and I had no interest at all in obscure characters like the Forgotten Prisoner of Castle MarĂ© and didn’t fancy the glow-in-the-dark kits that followed.

I did not hesitate, however, to buy the plastic guillotine kit, complete with a victim whose head popped off into the waiting basket.


Such charming little elements wee what made the models so great, like the chained prisoner at the feet of the Phantom, the Mummy’s sidekick cobra and the Creature’s ghastly underwater grotto.


Spurred on by Basil Gogos’ cover illustrations for Famous Monsters of Filmland and the artwork on the model-kit boxes by James Bama, I got so good at re-creating the icons of scary cinema that I was awarded a Master Monster Maker plaque.

I hate to brag, but it’s okay because I’m not. My local Comic Book Guy probably had the competition foisted on him by Aurora to begin with, had to clear space in his shop window to display the few entries … and then gave everyone a plaque. There’s more!

Bangkok beneath the moonsmile


Someday I want to compile a list of the 10 funniest things I’ve ever seen or heard, and Monday’s celestial smiley face, courtesy of the moon, Venus and Jupiter, will be on it.


What a treat for this glum Land of Smiles to look up at the end of another state-of-emergency day and see the sky grinning at you.


I struggled with camera shake on the telephoto shots, but even when I failed, the light compensated by scrawling messages. I can see Dali’s signature; my wife can see Thai script that we both tried to decipher.


Maybe there’s are secret words in there, but the overall message is unmistakeable: You guys just keep on smiling, and Nature will take care of the rest.