My Internet service provider (above) and I are dealing with a massive spam attack at the moment. Some moron thinks Dorseyland, with its fantastic 100-visits-a-day tally, is an excellent place to sell refrigerators, bunk beds, charcoal grills and other, less useful junk.

I’ve tried emailing the websites that are hosting his robot assault, but they don’t care, you know? They really couldn’t give a shit.

I shut down the open comments — everything has to be moderated before it’s published — so none of these spam comments are seeing the light of day. But my friend and his bots are insisting on staying in touch. Keeps ya busy!